Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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