wat bout pragnant strippers??
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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