I want leopard sheets
thats the plan
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.