Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...