school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist