Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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