she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug