I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico