we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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