i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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