haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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