If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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