3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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