Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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