I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered