I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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