I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME