But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You've changed since you got that strap on