You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash