I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE