and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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