you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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