if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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