Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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