Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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