My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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