hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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