Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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