What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
