tell your sister to shave her snatch
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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