dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
We named our party play list daddy issues
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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