i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Is Oprah even human
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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