Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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