I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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