that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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