Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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