I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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