it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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