i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize