It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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