apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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