The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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