cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
