Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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