this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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