I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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