D3 body, D1 cock
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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