we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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