Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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