so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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