Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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