he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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