i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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