girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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